Aaron and I did something similar with balloons.

I wish I had a gif of Tulio with a sword…
Only one of these mooks is on actual drugs… XD
LOOOOOOOOOL

Inhuman amounts of alcohol: check.
Strawberry cheesecake ice-cream: check.
Sherlock/John smut: check. Although recs are welcome.
QI & other Stephen Fry media: check.
Hitachi: check.
Pictures of Benedict’s face: check.
Prepared to indulge all emotions, from depression to rebellious glee to creys to fluff to flails?
CHECK.